Ce n'est pas un "grand poète", dans le sens que ce qualificatif est généralement refusé aux auteurs contemporains... Mais, il y a quelques mois, j'étais tombé sur un texte de Rudy Francisco et je l'avais beaucoup aimé. Aujourd'hui, j'ai eu envie de réécouter le texte et puis j'ai enchaîné sur un autre. Et j'ai eu envie de les partager, ces deux vidéos plus quelques autres.
Certains savent que je fais partie d'un groupe de poésie et que je prends part, régulièrement, à des soirées de Slam et de lecture de textes ; j'ai vraiment appris à aimer ce style, j'ai compris à quel point un poème qui doit être lu est différent d'un poème qu'on doit lire...
Je m'excuse d'avance, ces textes sont en anglais.
A Lot Like You, by Rudy Francisco >
Vidéo (Le jour où je demande quelqu'un en mariage, rappelez moi d'introduire la demande par ce poème).
Spoiler (cliquez pour révéler) : |
| I was told
The average girl begins to plan her wedding at the age of 7
She picks the colors and the cake first
By the age of 10
She knows time,
And location
By 17
She’s already chosen a gown
2 bridesmaids
And a maid of honor
By 23
She’s waiting for a man
Who doesn't break out in hives when he hears the word “commitment”
Someone who doesn’t smell like a Band-Aid drenched in lonely
Someone who is more than a temporary solution to the empty side of the bed
Someone
Who’ll hold her hand like it’s the only one they’ve ever seen
To be honest
I don’t know what kind of tux I’ll be wearing
I have no clue what my wedding will look like
But I imagine
The women who pins my last name to hers
Will butterfly down the aisle
Like a 5 foot promise
I imagine
Her smile
Will be so large that you’ll see it on google maps
And know exactly where our wedding is being held
The woman that I plan to marry
Will have champagne in her walk
And I will get drunk on her footsteps
When the pastor asks
If I take this woman to be my wife
I will say yes before he finishes the sentence
I’ll apologize later for being impolite
But I will also explain him
That our first kiss happened 6 years ago
And I’ve been practicing my “Yes”
For past 2, 165 days
When people ask me about my wedding
I never really know what to say
But when they ask me about my future wife
I always tell them
Her eyes are the only Christmas lights that deserve to be seen all year long
I say
That she has a walk that can make an atheist believe in God juste long enough to say God Damn!
She thinks too much
Misses her father
Loves to laugh
And she’s terrible at lying
Because her face never figured out how to do it correctly
I tell them
If my alarm clock sounded like her voice
My snooze button would collect dust
I tell them
If she came in a bottle
I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys
If she was a book
I would memorize her table of contents
I would read her cover-to-cover
Hoping to find typos
Just so we can both have a few things to work on
Because aren’t we all unfinished?
Don’t we all need a little editing?
Aren’t we all waiting to be read by someone?
Aren’t we all praying they will tell us that we make sense
She don’t always make sense
But her imperfections are the things I love about her the most
I don’t know when I will be married
I don’t know where I will be married
But I do know this
Whenever I’m asked to describe my future wife
I do so the best as I can
And every single time,
She sounds a lot like you |
Scars/To the New Boyfriend, by Rudy Francisco >
Vidéo
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| One, if I could, I would nail these hands to the edges of stars I would sacrifice this body to the sky, hoping to resurrect someone that’s spiteful enough to not care about you anymore.
Two, staple me to a cross. Pierce my side with a broken promise and I will bleed all the crippled reasons why you deserve one more chance.
Three, loving you was the last thing that I felt really good at.
Four, you wanna know how I got these scars. Well, I ripped every last piece of you out of my smile.
Five, I whispered you stardust.
Six, I spoke you into sunflowers.
Seven, I dipped my hands in forever, I touched you infinity, treated you as if you were the last molecule of oxygen inside of a gas chamber; I was good to you.
Eight. You wanna know how I got these scars? See, I swallowed my pride and then it clawed it’s way out of my mouth and Nine, I realized that I was never really your boyfriend, I guess I was really just your height man.
Ten, I hope your next boyfriend gets small pox.
Ten Yes I said small pox. Ten, I hate you. ten, but I still miss you. ten, and a part of me still loves you. ten, it’s hard for me to count when I get emotional.
Ten I heard that over 90% of human interaction is not verbal..so..
Ten, if I could, I would tie your arms to a day dream and then auction you off to my fondest memories.
To the random dude who started dating my ex girlfriend two days after we broke up (yes, I saw that shit on facebook). When I realised that you were in a relationship with the girl that I thought I would someday spend the rest of my life with, I walked outside. I said to myself, “There’s no way Ashton Kutcher is gonna catch me off guard.” I waited 45 minutes and then I realized, there hasn’t been a new episode of “punked” in damn near four years, so I guess I’m the only practical joke in this entire situation.
One: The first time I saw you and her in a picture, I wanted to take my entire arm, shove it inside of the computer and snatch the happiness right off of your face.
Two, if I ever see you in the street, I’m probably going to punch you in the throat.
Three. I apologize in advance.
And I know that it makes no sense to have this much anger toward a man that I have never met face to face, but my definition of love is being robbed in an alley 8 times in a row and hoping there’s something about today that makes all of this different. There is nothing logical about cutting off the most important parts of yourself then putting them inside hands that shake, that tremble, that crack like a hatian sidewalk.
Four, there is nothing rational about love. Love stutters when it gets nervous, love trips over its own shoelaces. Love is clumsy, and my heart refuses to wear a helmet.
Five, cupid is fucking irresponsible, and I’m tired of him using me for target practice.
Six, I was told that time would heal all wounds. But what exactly do you do on days when it feels like the hands on your clock have arthritis?
Seven, she always wore her heart on her sleeve. So tell me, why the hell do you look so familiar?
Eight, I think I’ve seen you somewhere in her smile. Like I’ve heard your voice in her laughter. Like I smelled your colone on her thighs. I bet if we dusted her heart for fingerprints, we would only find yours.
Nine, I have this envelope,it’s full of all the butterflies I felt the first time she relaxed the velcro on her lips and smiled in my direction. I think most of them are still alive. I guess these belong to you, too. |
OCD, by Neil Hilborn >
Vidéo (STFR)
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| The first time I saw her...
Everything in my head went quiet.
All the tics, all the constantly refreshing images just disappeared.
When you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, you don’t really get quiet moments.
Even in bed, I’m thinking:
Did I lock the doors? Yes.
Did I wash my hands? Yes.
Did I lock the doors? Yes.
Did I wash my hands? Yes.
But when I saw her, the only thing I could think about was the hairpin curve of her lips..
Or the eyelash on her cheek—
the eyelash on her cheek—
the eyelash on her cheek.
I knew I had to talk to her.
I asked her out six times
in thirty seconds.
She said yes after the third one, but none of them felt right, so I had to keep going.
On our first date, I spent more time organizing my meal by color than I did eating it, or fucking talking to her...
But she loved it.
She loved that I had to kiss her goodbye sixteen times or twenty-four times if it was Wednesday.
She loved that it took me forever to walk home because there are lots of cracks on our sidewalk.
When we moved in together, she said she felt safe, like no one would ever rob us because I definitely locked the door eighteen times.
I’d always watch her mouth when she talked—
when she talked—
when she talked—
when she talked
when she talked;
when she said she loved me, her mouth would curl up at the edges.
At night, she’d lay in bed and watch me turn all the lights off.. And on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off.
She’d close her eyes and imagine that the days and nights were passing in front of her.
Some mornings I’d start kissing her goodbye but she’d just leave cause I was making her late for work...
When I stopped in front of a crack in the sidewalk, she just kept walking...
When she said she loved me her mouth was a straight line.
She told me that I was taking up too much of her time.
Last week she started sleeping at her mother’s place.
She told me that she shouldn’t have let me get so attached to her; that this whole thing was a mistake, but...
How can it be a mistake that I don’t have to wash my hands after I touched her?
Love is not a mistake, and it’s killing me that she can run away from this and I just can’t.
I can’t go out and find someone new because I always think of her.
Usually, when I obsess over things, I see germs sneaking into my skin.
I see myself crushed by an endless succession of cars...
And she was the first beautiful thing I ever got stuck on.
I want to wake up every morning thinking about the way she holds her steering wheel..
How she turns shower knobs like she's opening a safe.
How she blows out candles—
blows out candles—
blows out candles—
blows out candles—
blows out candles—
blows out…
Now, I just think about who else is kissing her.
I can’t breathe because he only kisses her once — he doesn’t care if it’s perfect!
I want her back so bad...
I leave the door unlocked.
I leave the lights on. |
To Excess, performed by Jose Llana >
Vidéo Celle-ci est presque plus une chansons déjà... Je l'aime largement moins que les textes précédents, mais je le trouve fun.
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| Hey there Claire.
Hey. Hiya. Hi.
This is weird.
I can see that.
But it’s not what it looks like.
Can you put the bat down? No?
Please hold on, I’ll explain.
(sung)
I will show you that I’m not insane.
Listen Claire, you will see
We are destiny.
Claire, I need you around me.
That’s why I broke in your place.
That’s why you came home and found me
With your panties pressed to my face.
Cause Claire,
You may not recall the day that we met.
But it’s a day I’ll never forget.
The Stop-n-Shop produce aisle
I got all wrapped up in your smile.
And then,
I bumped right into your leg with my cart.
And that bump started a song in my heart.
You turned and said “What the hell?”
And well, Claire, that’s the moment I fell.
If it’s a crime to follow a girl all the way home
And memorize her address.
Then I guess I am guilty
Of loving you to excess.
And Claire,
I may not be in very good shape.
But I can climb a fire escape.
And I am not dismayed
That you shut your living room shade.
Cause Claire,
I bought a real nice camera with zoom.
Found me a tree with a view of your room.
Claire Bear it makes me weep
That you look so cute when you sleep.
If it’s a crime to take some pictures of a girl
In various states of undress
Then I guess I am guilty
Of loving you to excess.
I see eyeing up that window there, but Claire let me speak.
I’m not some psycho like that guy you took to Chili’s last week.
He didn’t even try to open up the door for you as you left the bar.
So I hit that asshole with my car.
And Claire,
I am a sweet and amorous guy.
I carved your name into my left thigh.
I wrote you a love haiku
Out of all the blood that I drew.
Then Claire,
I stole a mannequin from the mall.
Made me my very own Claire Bear doll.
But she stares at other guys
So I gave her two black eyes.
If it’s a crime to take a doll into a restroom
And make a little bit of a mess,
Then I guess I am guilty
Of loving you to excess.
So Claire,
Just take my hand and please be my spouse.
We’ll live in the bunker I built ‘neath my house.
We’ll spoon in the candle light.
And I’ll sniff your feet every night.
And Claire,
On Sundays I’ll unlock you from your chain.
We’ll have a nice dinner and sip champagne.
We’ll make sweet love all night long
Just you… and me… and my mom.
If it’s a crime to hold a girl’s grandmother hostage
Until she agrees to say yes
Then I guess I am guilty.
I confess I am guilty.
Like sentenced to life guilty
Of loving you to excess.
(spoken)
So, what do you say Claire? |
Je finis avec un texte très spécial, puisque c'est le premier que j'ai entendu ici à St Andrews. L'auteur était alors présidente du club de poésie dont je fais partie ; elle en est toujours membre, je la vois encore régulièrement puisqu'on partage les mêmes cours, et j'admire énormément ses textes. Elle est championne d'Écosse de Slam et a terminé 4è au championnat du monde à Paris.
Texas, I can't bring you to parties anymore, by Carly Brown >
Vidéo,
autre vidéo avec une (mauvaise) traduction en français lors du championnat du monde. Malheureusement, il n'existe pas de version écrite de ce texte sinon dans la deuxième vidéo, pour ceux qui comprennent mieux l'anglais à l'écrit.
Je me suis dit que ça changerait un peu de style et que ça permettrait peut-être à certains de découvrir une envie qu'ils ignoraient jusqu'alors de se rendre dans un café pour entendre des gens lire leurs textes.